Australian Shepherd

Australian Shepherds are velcro dogs with an actual job requirement, not a lifestyle choice. They’ll herd your kids, your cats, your guests, and anything else that moves if you don’t give them something productive to do, and they’re smart enough to know the difference between a real task and busy work. If you own one, you already know the heterochromatic stare, the constant need to be touching you, and the fact that a tired Aussie is the only version worth living with.